Let me reflect and ruminate.

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Comedians as Muppets | The Complete Collection

By CNU Editor Danielle

Some of you may have noticed that I posted these individually on my personal tumblr earlier tonight, but I didn’t want to torture you guys with 15 different posts about this, so I condensed them into one!

I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed casting them.

I’ve got a bone to pick with…

Some people are just so darn uncooperative. It doesn’t hurt your butt to reply. It won’t cause earthquakes, it won’t make babies cry, it won’t even hurt a fly. So get your ass off laddaland or wherever you stick your lazy arse in, and reply.

I’ve got a bone to pick with…

Posers, wannabes, the ones who think they know it all.

All mere losers who attempt to be knowledgeable and cool, but instead turn out to be pompous asses.

Caught a whiff of a conversation touching on the upcoming MTV World Stage & Incubus concert in Malaysia.

“Hey dude, do you want tickets to the World Stage concert?”

“Why?”

“I’m selling off my tickets. Don’t really feel like going.”

“Oh, why not? It’s good!”

“Nah. How about that Incubus concert, heh?”

“The Incubus concert is going to be great. It’s awesome!”

“I don’t really know much about Incubus though. I know only one of their songs. What’s it called again? Drive?”

“Err,” *vacuum noise*

“Anyways, you don’t want the World Stage tickets, right? OK”

I can’t help feeling outraged and at the same time, amused by the poor fella’s attempt at acknowledging Incubus to be awesome even when he doesn’t know the band at all. His attempt to be the bigger one in the conversation fell through.

(Awesome? Yeah. What’s the song called again? Drive? Err.)

I’m so outraged by this that I suddenly began to feel a bit blue because I won’t be attending the concert. 

It’s a slew of mixed emotions this week. Rage was particularly evident.

Sometimes, I just want to squash a banana or a ripe tomato (or two!) and pretend it’s a collection of idiots in the world.

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